These are not a spatula.
This is a spatula thing:
I was using the alder spatula for making fried rice, but it didn't scrape the pan well enough. The wood was relatively soft and the edge rounded quickly. I thought I'd make a spatula edge of the hardest material known to man: douglas fir winter growth ring.
I also bought a pocket knife. It's made by Opinel. I did futz with it a little though.
Now the avocado oil bottle has company (it stays attached to me too).